I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
(Source: ohrendelle, via stopwhitepeopleforever)
Tell your friends! I do more than just weddings.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME
I’ve loved this quote since I was a boy. Made sense to do this illustration. Thinking of hand printing a few to sell online.
If only free Slurpee drinks were never-ending.
TODAY IS 7/11. GIVE ME FREE SLUSHEES