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happiness-cafe:

doemilk:

lornrocks:

vonmunsterr:

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that she’s not even remotely overweight..?

This is why I hate it when people say “being fat is bad for your health” and bullshit…

Because people like her aren’t REMOTELY FAT and she’s not even a LITTLE overweight smfh

She is perfect, everybody who disagrees can go eat a donut

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hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

as a girl, I can confirm this is 100% true

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stayshie:

ohhkittykat78:

Holy fucking shit…

Blonde long haired boys are my weakness FUCK

Looks like me with a beard basically

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adrians:

German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.

If this is a troll then it’s the best. But I hope it’s real

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Rishad Daroo, Such Great Heights (2013-14)

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lolololol

lolololol

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Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

negativexcrepe:

resilienttbastard:

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want me to take you on. 

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do it

Bored so entertain me

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alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

^

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

^

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